PinnedINSIDE and the Millennial ExperienceI’ve never really been into musical comedy. Usually I find comedic songs to be the result of boring melodies combined with simplistic…Aug 2, 20212Aug 2, 20212
PinnedPublished inAn Idea (by Ingenious Piece)PALM SPRINGS Perfectly Captures the Hopelessness of 2020I had a life once. Now, every day is the same. I wake up, roll over, and pick up my phone to find horror stories of police oppression…Jul 19, 2020Jul 19, 2020
The Eighth (and possibly annual but probably not because this was fucking exhausting) Dixon Movie…A lot has happened since last year’s Dixon Movie Awards. My job has been busier than ever. I bought a house, moved in with my girlfriend…Feb 25Feb 25
The Seventh (and possibly annual but probably not because this was fucking exhausting) Dixon Movie…Another cinematic journey around the sun has finally come to a close. The year in film always feels longer than the year on the calendar…Mar 6, 2024Mar 6, 2024
Every 2023 Nicolas Cage Movie, RankedWe’re back, folks! I took a year off from this odd endeavor last year when Cage only made one movie. While it was quite a doozy, it felt…Jan 28, 2024Jan 28, 2024
The Sixth (and possibly annual but probably not because this was fucking exhausting) Dixon Movie…Another shitshow of a year is in the books, folks. War rages on in Ukraine, and for some idiotic reason the US keeps funding it, bringing…Mar 6, 2023Mar 6, 2023
The Fifth (and possibly annual but probably not because this was fucking exhausting) Dixon Movie…For the past five years, I’ve written this article cataloguing my thoughts on all the films I saw since the earth last rounded the sun…Mar 21, 2022Mar 21, 2022
Every 2021 Nicolas Cage Movie, RankedI started doing annual Nic Cage rankings in 2019 as an excuse to write a funny article about bad movies and over-the-top performances. That…Jan 31, 2022Jan 31, 2022
10 Films to Look Forward to from the Fall Festival CircuitFilm festivals are back!!! Until a few weeks ago, it had been almost two years since I’d been to one. They can be exhausting at times, but…Nov 9, 2021Nov 9, 2021
The Fourth (and possibly annual but probably not because this was fucking exhausting) Dixon Movie…Man, this year sucked. Disease, police brutality, and poverty ravaged the globe while the lucky amongst us were cut off from society, safe…Apr 4, 20212Apr 4, 20212
